The greatest car mod ... IN THE WUUURLD!!!

"Stupidru" (Schm1an) 04/23/2014 at 20:21 • Filed to: None

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The mod to end all mods. I put this in my car after I got home from work and before I fired up my trusty steed I thought I was going to have to get gas, but on my way to the station THE NEEDLE WENT TO F. I went for a quick spin. It was incredible- I depressed the pedal and my car surged ahead as it BECOME LIGHTER. Within a blink of an eye my car got up to speed and as I thought the gear indicator would say 4, my car suddenly gained another gear... MACH SPEED. A local law enforcement officer was on the side of the road while I sped past... he just gave me THE NOD and TWO BIG THUMBS UP. I thought enough was enough so I turned around and on my way back PEOPLE MOVED OUT OF MY WAY.

So as you can see, putting these new floor mats in my car seemed to make it lighter, faster, more fuel efficient, and people respected me more. Try that in your car, Bears fans! People in your city honk their horns at you while you're stuck on the freeway.

jkm7680 > Stupidru 04/23/2014 at 20:23

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OH. MY. GOD. I NEED THESE. I'M NOT EVEN A BEARS FAN.

Stupidru > jkm7680 04/23/2014 at 20:47

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All you need is a mother in law. That's how I got mine. Extra points if you have State Farm insurance for the DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECK

tromoly > Stupidru 04/23/2014 at 21:09

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Puck the Fackers.

ttyymmnn > Stupidru 04/23/2014 at 21:21

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There's a Lambo Field joke here somewhere....

Stupidru > tromoly 04/24/2014 at 13:11

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You'll see us on *Deion Sanders voice* Primetime 5 times next year. Flame on

The Compromiser > Stupidru 04/24/2014 at 18:36

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where did you get floor mats with the elastigirl logo?

Stupidru > The Compromiser 04/24/2014 at 19:48

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Elastigirl was pretty hot for a cartoon mom. What's your team's logo look like?

The Compromiser > Stupidru 04/24/2014 at 20:46

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its backwards, but it's just to the left of the shiny thing in the middle.

And she isnt as hot as Julius' wife. She is the greatest good that ever happened to him.

They are pretty slick though you cheesehead.

Stupidru > The Compromiser 04/24/2014 at 20:48

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Thank you sir, I take "cheesehead" as a compliment :)

The Compromiser > The Compromiser 04/24/2014 at 20:53

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it was meant to be. Is it an insult? I'm not big on American Handegg to be honest. I dont even know if Riders fans have a nickname to be honest. I live in another province so I kinda stand out in my colours.